The Dance of Social Graces

I imagine it will be difficult to hang out with two guys I've referred to as nothing but "The Whores" for the last 18 months without saying something inappropriate (referring to my ex, Tom and his bf Scott).   To make matters worse, due to my own recent bout of whorishness, I've been taking antibiotics for the last few weeks and won't be to drink myself stupid....  On second thought, that might be for the better... Even if it is St Patty's day.

In my defense, at least I wasn't married when I fucked 8 guys in a month... (so what if it was in the first two days of that month... I like sex like I like football, two teams of eleven...)

Armed with a sharp tongue, a roommate who thinks his insults are veiled and a slew of shallow alcoholics there's no way I'm going to be able to forget this day unless I black out.